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USA Today has a crush on Trevor Hoffman

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Bob Nightengale of USA Today should write romance novels instead of a sports column.

Trevor Hoffman, sitting half-dressed, his tanned, muscular body leaning against his locker...
He teases his teammates walking into the San Diego Padres clubhouse...
He is 40 years old, but he looks 30....
Hoffman's chiseled face slowly turns solemn. He's ready when you are. He knows what's coming.