I finally got some time to do this for you.
It ended up being a lot longer than I expected it to be.
The whole thing was hard and kinda tough to swallow, but I eventually got numb to the process.
When I was done, I was pretty well satisfied. At least I giggled a bit while I was doing it.
It took a while. I did it by hand.
It seemed like such a little thing to do at first, but then I realized how huge it was and I wanted to stop, but I kept on going for your sake.
So it's done... Here it is... After the jump... Every single That's What She Said reference on Gaslamp Ball in the year 2008.
If you went begging for it, or did yourself, then I didn't include you.
I may not actually have finished. Let me know if I didn't get it all done, but for now, I'm just gonna fake it and pretend like everybody's satisfied.
Better to have a shortstop that hits .212 than a giant gaping hole.
12/05/2008
Blanket party
11/19/2008
Perverts all around here.
11/13/2008
"'sdsuaztec4 and I were going back and forth'" This sounds dirty
11/12/2008
Everybody else is doing it...
11/11/2008
That’s like two compliments in two days. I’m getting so soft.
11/07/2008
point taken
10/28/2008
I've got wood
10/28/2008
I think he was looking/hoping for another package
10/21/2008
I kinda thought that a handful was the understatement of the season.
10/17/2008
You'd be surprised as to what he can do
10/03/2008
But he's ours. And he's HUGE.
10/01/2008
I'm so screwed.
9/26/2008
It's spectacular.
9/26/2008
"I think I just saw a Mossy Nissan pulling out."
9/24/2008
These jerks. Just when they get close, they're gonna rip it away.
9/21/2008
Gay football players. It's soooo been done before.
9/21/2008
That DP made my night.
9/19/2008
Best DP ever. I didn't want it to end it felt so good.
9/19/2008
This is about the Beavers, isn't it?
9/12/2008
Yeah. For kinda a small dood, hes got a seerious gun.
9/11/2008
You know. Dude covers everything. He was doing play-by-play when he was mowing.
9/11/2008
don't let him off the hook. he's still trying...
9/11/2008
Good spot for the sac
9/09/2008
OK. Let's do something with this. Please
9/03/2008
Giles was good
8/28/2008
We aren’t even going to make it past second base tonight. Boy I’m glad I have tickets tonight.
8/29/2008
that'll never get old. it'll always be a good time but only if used properly
8/27/2008
Good one, WG! That was AMAZING.
8/27/2008
Like clockwork
8/27/2008
I really just can’t make my fingers do what I want tonight.
8/27/2008
Oh he's up there. I made sure of it.
8/26/2008
Speaking of unwanted snakes. This sumbitch greeted me at the door today.
8/25/2008
Prick.
8/25/2008
Did someone say fat pricks?
8/25/2008
excellent in snatch and lock stock, however
8/22/2008
Nice..... Who are you? Ernest Borgnine?
8/21/2008
cue the rim shot
8/21/2008
I hope, no I know you are proud of yourself. I can't say I am
8/21/2008
you guys are quick
8/21/2008
How many seconds remain?
8/21/2008
He’s a guy that needs a change of scenery, because he has left a bad taste in all our mouths.
8/20/2008
Wow. Save some for this week, guys…
8/10/2008
mature? here?
8/09/2008
Its coming off!
8/08/2008
No use paying him $10 mil for $1 mil performance.
8/03/2008
It is unreal. Seriously. It is so f**king good. Get it bone-in.
8/01/2008
Pull him and make sure he's fine.
8/01/2008
I've been waiting patiently to get mine in. It feels good; I can see why it’s gotten so much mileage.
8/01/2008
It has a name? Creepy.
7/30/2008
Hopefully our long guys are ready to go today
7/09/2008
wanted to make it smaller just don't know how...
7/09/2008
It's easier to point out the times when it's not your fault, at this point.
7/06/2008
I'm gonna crush you next Saturday
7/06/2008
oh wow. well that was a big homerun
7/06/2008
It makes the rough season go down a little easier.
7/03/2008
Poor Wonk
i hope we don't have to hear that screaming thing again
7/01/2008
Give in. There's room for one more.
6/30/2008
It just hard, so hard.
6/30/2008
Excellent point.
6/29/2008
We executed it nicely last night
6/29/2008
nice full frontal slide by KG
6/28/2008
Thank you. Come again.
6/28/2008
I need more Otter Pops.
6/28/2008
That's terrible. You know that means the only thing we’re gonna score is high levels of disappointment.
6/26/2008
last licks
6/26/2008
That was a combined effort with Dex. we were chatting on the phone and were bouncing titles off each other. We like the long titles.
6/26/2008
I'm going this weekend.We should form a mob and start booing in front of the owners box.
6/26/2008
that was awkward
6/26/2008
Then instead of corking... We'll get players inserting carbon fiber rods down their bats.
6/26/2008
Hey! Where in the hell have you been? You think you can just march in here like everything is fine? No call? No email? Nothing? I am soooo not talking to you. And don’t even try with the "Baby, I’m sorry crap"....oh, no. Not this time.
6/25/2008
Some guys get into a groove in a certain spot.
6/21/2008
surprise!
6/14/2008
oooo. Dbags down 4-1, neat. Did someone already mention that?
6/14/2008
We haven't seen our man Rod in a while.
6/14/2008
due to score from first?
6/13/2008
It's always fast
6/12/2008
He should retire after last night
6/11/2008
I'd so hit that play
6/11/2008
I feel like I totally missed this. Is this anything like PFOB?
6/11/2008
have the olympics started. gymnastics on the infield tonight.
6/11/2008
LOL. Another Cheapie
6/11/2008
contact is a good sign
6/10/2008
Amazing sac
6/10/2008
i'll take it
6/10/2008
What the hell was that?
6/10/2008
no?
6/10/2008
he needs to hit puberty.
6/10/2008
it's just getting good!
6/10/2008
Good times. 2 outta 3 ain't bad
6/10/2008
OMG. IT'S THE MAN BEAST!
6/10/2008
Come on, Sauce.
6/08/2008
dude. those hands and balls are SO CG.
6/08/2008
DUDE, I THINK I'M FEELING IT!
6/08/2008
you know why nobody's talking to you? cause you started off with such a bad attitude.
6/07/2008
how dare you blame a member of my family!
6/07/2008
now you're getting it. it's called moneyball.
6/07/2008
It is slow in here
6/06/2008
Thanks for trying. the moment's gone
6/06/2008
Thank you! I was waiting for that.
6/06/2008
You've done better before. Off night?
6/06/2008
A dozen left on.
6/06/2008
Well, I bet that will be really hard.
6/06/2008
I'm sure you'll wow them. I'm just not sure in what way.
6/05/2008
just throwing them a bone
6/05/2008
u say it like it's a bad thing
6/04/2008
On the backseat of a Greyhound Bus?
6/05/2008
mmmmm in n out
6/04/2008
We aren't going to score here.
6/04/2008
dong!
6/05/2008
No go. Pat on the ass for effort though.
6/04/2008
Chase didn't start today at AAA. Is he coming?
6/03/2008
I think that's a little uninspired. You can do better.
6/03/2008
You and Dex go to the same school in that respect.
6/03/2008
easily impressed
6/02/2008
you can't do your own. party foul!
6/02/2008
With a name like Jody he's gotta be fast
6/02/2008
Gotta say, I'm enjoying it.
6/02/2008
I hope he pulled something
6/02/2008
That ends TONIGHT
6/02/2008
It’s going to be ugly. I’ve got my lifejacket on.
6/02/2008
way inside
6/02/2008
that was inside yo. frame job my ass.
6/02/2008
That's the SDSU degree talking
6/02/2008
really, really hard
6/02/2008
whatever. i'm working for half the game anyways and don't get off til midnight so screwwwwww it.
5/31/2008
No, Drama took care of that hours ago. He snuck it in. Thought I wouldn't notice.
5/31/2008
Don't you mean out my ass?
5/31/2008
It's not looking good
5/30/2008
that was wrong. I want butts!
5/29/2008
Harrison! Beating it out!
5/28/2008
Kipper, Your avatar is fantastic. Keep meaning to tell you…and then inevitably another "That’s what she said" has to be posted.
5/28/2008
Is it in your pockets? Can we search for it?
5/27/2008
I feel all tingly inside.
5/27/2008
Ow, my freakin' ears!
5/25/2008
I want to go to bed. That sounds pretty geeky.
5/25/2008
LOL. We stink.
5/25/2008
Say the word, cool guy.
5/25/2008
You're welcome, Dex.
5/25/2008
I hate getting scored on in the top of the ninth during a tie game.
5/24/2008
I love Rallyin' Rod.
5/23/2008
If only he could perform at the plate like he performs behind it.
5/22/2008
Maybe we should switch dugouts...
5/22/2008
You know that you guys aren't even make sense anymore.
5/22/2008
again
5/22/2008
Deep down...you really love it.
5/22/2008
I kinda like it. as long as its time properly.
5/22/2008
ya gotta get up pretty early in the afternoon to beat drama!
5/22/2008
that didn't come out right.
5/22/2008
Cavemen. You're all cavemen.
5/22/2008
it be nice.
5/21/2008
come on! you're killing me.
5/21/2008
it means nothing unless a run is generated
5/20/2008
Nice DP
5/20/2008
Is sucking taint better than sucking balls? I'm not sure I follow this logic.
5/20/2008
I only agree about the taint part.
5/20/2008
"I still use that line today. I just changed it up, but I tell the kids you can't play with a tight booty. There's nothing you can do in the game with a tight booty. You can't run, you can't pitch, you can't hit, you can't do anything."
5/15/2008
Couldn't hold it in anymore
5/14/2008
If there's one thing drama does well... it's write emails.
5/14/2008
I can’t stand those soft, safe, rubber balls. The feel is just not the same.
5/14/2008
Nice squeeze, Blue.
5/13/2008
i like the pink bats. too bad they will be way too much money in auction
5/11/2008
giles finding the gap. that was weird.
5/09/2008
ahh! so so nice!
5/09/2008
If you start somebody, you need to give them the chance to go all the way. And no, that’s NOT what she said.
5/08/2008
Couldn't resist, could you?
5/08/2008
He's better in Snatch though.
5/08/2008
Fuck this. I'm going to the bathroom.
5/07/2008
Love the DP
5/04/2008
you are all just trying to stir it up... admit it.
5/03/2008
doesn't work there. sorry.
5/03/2008
Yeah. I get ya. I know it's the rule. it was just a shit effort that he really shouldn't be rewarded for. Sorry...it's the rum talking.
5/03/2008
which one?
5/03/2008
Wheres my bj TGH?
5/03/2008
we need lofton
5/03/2008 (misread as "lotion")
here we go.
5/03/2008
Alright, you guys seem to have everything under control. I may pop in later.
5/03/2008
I'll take it!
5/03/2008
I hate DPs now
4/18/2008