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Brett Tomko is a Padre

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Whenever Towers makes a move now that looks completely ridiculous, I kinda look at it and think, OK. If you say so. I figure that his attempts to improve our offense cost us next to nothing and have resulted in a backup catcher, a backup infielder and a team MVP. However, this move seemed especially weird.

[cue Me putting on Nancy Drew, Girl Detective Hat]

Speaking as Nancy Drew, Girl Detective for a minute: Picking up Brett Tomko at this point solidifies my suspicions that Clay Hensley has slept with Kevin Towers' wife and will never see a big league uniform again while KT has anything to say about it. The moral of the story is, don't sleep with the boss's wife unless you're the boss or unless you're a snuglly-wuggly widdle teddy beow.