Jake Peavy goes for us tonight. If there's one thing that having a baby has taught me, it's that there are times when really disgusting poop is kinda fun to see. One of those times is when Jake is flinging it.
Man, that doesn't really make sense.
Anyways. I'm looking forward to watching the game with Elliott. As far as he knows, the Padres literally never lose. I was telling him, "They don't always win." And all he did was look back at me like, "yeah right. Of course they do." And I was like, "No. Seriously." And then he made this face.
And I was like, "OK. Fine. Maybe they do always win."
GO PADRES!!! EXPERIENCE IT!
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