So I went into the Men's room last night at Petco and saw this guy up on the urinal:
Keep in mind this guy was probably in his 40's. Who pulls their shorts all the way down to take a piss in a urinal? Unless you are 3 years old and have an elastic waist on your shorts I don't see why you would ever do this.
So everybody else in line finishes their bizness and leaves, this guy is still there. I'm washing my hands and I take a little peek in the mirror to see what this guy is up to, behind me. I only looked for my own safety, it is a little known fact that most people are preyed upon while washing their hands. Just as I look up he bends over and pulls up his shorts and gives me a full moon, he wasn't wearing underwears, just the shorts. Um, thanks dude.
People were giving each other looks like "uh, am I really seeing this?"
So what have we learned? Wear underwears, use your fly and don't look at anything in the men's room.