Both... current and former Padres and Dodgers.
Both... crazy old.
Both... sexy as hell.
I'm totally amped for this game. With the NL West and the Wild Card on the line, you can't ask for much more as a Padres fan.
These teams hate each other it's gonna be like an f'n gang war -- except it's going to be graceful and non-violent. It will be a gang war like you'd see in a Michael Jackson Video or in a Broadway play. It's going to be the most celebrated flamboyant gang war you've ever seen and we're going to love every minute of it.
Strap on your jocks and apply your war paint.