Here's one of the jokes we used in our USA Today interview that didn't see print:
If you bought the team, who would you fire first?
I'd fire the clubhouse attendant. I don't know him from Adam, but from what I hear, you can't trust clubhouse attendants these days. If they're not actively dealing drugs, then they're ratting out your friends and family to the government.
Well, like Elliot Ness and his Untouchables, the IRS is coming in and now investigating these clubbies and potentially millions of dollars in unreported income. I can't help but feel that Gaslamp Ball had some small part in taking down this nefarious syndicate of gofers and launderers (of clothes).
I'd fire the clubhouse attendant. I don't know him from Adam, but from what I hear, you can't trust clubhouse attendants these days. If they're not actively dealing drugs, then they're ratting out your friends and family to the government.