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Giant Gwynn jesery to scale downtown building. Citizens flee in terror.

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This is an artists rendition by Y3K Grafix:

If you're downtown today, drop by and get an actual photo of the commemerative gigantic jersey that's going up on the county admin building. How are they getting that thing up there? I'm guessing one of three options.

  1. Have King Kong wear the jersey, scale the building, and staple it to the side of the building using a giant stapler from Skull Island

  2. Have Godzilla wear the jersey, scale the building, and staple it to the side of the building using a giant mutant stapler that was created during a nuclear testing accident.

  3. Have Optimus Prime wear the jersey, scale the building, and staple it to the side of the building using a giant stapler that transforms into a robot from Planet Cybertron.
However they do it, please get photos, because that's gotta be a spectacle.