Blisters are painful. Groins are painful. But combine the two and you've got something really painful.
"Yeah so I figured why even put on a shirt? I mean, I've been working on my abs a lot, so why not show them off. The birds really seem to dig the body, and I get it, I've seen myself in the mirror."
The numbers suck.
Padres: 1-3, 7.62 ERA
Beavers: 2-6, 6.90 ERA