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Ichiro deal lucrative, ludicrous

Ichiro's deal is great. It's so great it's almost gross. Ichiro will basically be getting millions a year from the Mariners until he's old and lecturing on zen meditation. How does Scott Boras top a deal like that? He'll have to ask for perpetual motion machines and unicorns. I wish I was good at baseball.