Padres are sitting a half game back just biting at the butts of those pesky Dodgers. Everybody put your cups on, cuz I'm so excited I'm about to start punching jocks. It doesn't get any better than this. I should have gone to this game, maybe I'll try and round up somebody to go. Either way I'll be watching with great anticipation as Chris Young mows down Dodger hitters.
Experience it! Go Padres!
I know what you're thinking. "Oh no he didn't! He did not just put up the Padres unofficial Mascot the Rally Unicorn!"
Oh yes my friends! The sound that strikes fear in the heart of Dodger players and fans alike.
Clippity Clop Clippity Clop
The Unicorn has left the stable!