20022004 a Padres groupie nicknamed "Eagle T_ts" because of an eagle tattooed on her chest helped the team improve their hitting... by sleeping with the entire 25 man rostermost of the team! Believe it... or NOT!
- A highly contagious disease has infected the Padres front office. It's pink eye! Believe it... or NOT!
- A Padres employee found out that she went to the same hair salon as Khalil Greene. She was horrified and never went back! Believe it... or NOT!
- Al Gore, who is in San Diego today, was caught reading Gaslamp Ball. He was looking for pictures of Kory Blum! Believe it... or NOT!