Month of May Beard

Christopher Hanewinckel-US PRESS

I've decided to go completely against the grain (pun very much intended) when it comes to the sports tradition of growing a playoff beard and do one for May, our most successful month. I already was kinda growing one but thought this would be a cool and funny way to both prove my manhood and show support for the team.

So you might be asking yourself a few questions, so I'll go right ahead and answer them for you:

Are you serious? Damn skippy

Does this make sense? Absolutely not

Can you even really grow a beard? I'm no Goose Gossage, but I think I can get something pretty awesome going.

No really, are you serious? I already said yes, jerk.

What's the point again? To be random and funny, show support for the team.

So now I have a question for you: who's with me?

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