Let's play a game of fill in the blanks:
I didn't go to the game on Tuesday because I had to work. But when I went on Wednesday he started waving at me again so i waved back again. Then my friend went down there and he said, tell your friend to call me after the game. And she told me she said, "do you have a baseball you can write the number on?" but he didn't so he wrote it on a piece of paper. Then she came back to me and gave me his number but i was like there's no way I'm going to call him. So she went back down and gave him my number.
During the game I figured out his name and watched him strike out. I told one of my friends and he looked up ___________ on his cell phone internet and we figured out he was [in his late 30's]! and married! and had a kid! So i was like ew. So yah after the game he text messaged me, "Que pasa, its ___________". but actually he misspelled it, "que pasd is ___________". Then I wrote him back, "Nothing, good game tonight," and he wrote me back, "because we lost or what" then i didn't say anything so he texted, "just kidding" then he started calling me and i didn't answer because it was 11pm and he was [in his late 30's] and is married and has a kid!
so that's my ___________ story!