Okay here's two links:
While you were making spitballs and passing gas in the back of that minor league bus, Chris Young was writing an epic thesis for Princeton. Don't even try to compare yourself to Chris young. You don't measure up in so many ways. His thesis was written about Jackie Robinson, Racism and the media.
If you haven't noticed already there is a new Padres blog Friar Watch that will... well I'll let him explain: