That was kind of a tough loss. Mostly because the Padres did some pretty dumb things last night. Padres, I don't mind if you have the dumb thing going for the media with all the antics and what not, but let's leave that at the dugout steps and try not to give up 6 runs on mistakes. That's enough lecturing. Let's not think about last night. Let's think about loading this thing up and firing some bullets.
- Brad Lidge is upset about being demoted. Hey Brad Lidge. You're upset? I'm upset about drafting your sucky butt for my fantasy team.
- Barry Bonds is upset that Hank Aaron is ignoring him. Hey Barry. You're upset? I'm upset that you're tainting our national pastime with your clear and cream covered butt.
- Gaslamp Baller Dex is upset about all of the bugginess in MLB.tv Mosaic. Hey Dex. You're upset? I'm ups- wait... I'm also... Your butt.. No... Ugh... This was a really postmodern bullet.
- Tommy Lasorda is upset that ex-pitchers get a bad rap as managers. Hey Tommy. You're upset? I'm upset that there's photographic evidence of you touching other peoples hands after coming out of a portable toilet. I'm upset to my stomach.