I'm surprised his finger didn't break when she placed that ring on his hand.
Having made the former Candice Cole his bride on Nov. 18 in the Lone Star State
A shortstop shall not know anger. Nor hatred. Nor Love.
Nerves? Grin? Robots don't have nerves. Vulcans don't grin! Robot Vulcans do neither! Maybe he got a firmware update in the offseason, or found an emotion chip like that android Data from Star Trek: TNG. Or maybe he's an imposter! Maybe he's an evil, loving, tender, compassionate twin! Does he have a goatee? Did ANYONE check to see if he had a goatee!??
Now he's an Irish Vampire? I can't keep all of this straight.
Thanks to PeavyforPrez08 and Emcee for pointing this out.