Clemens doesn't seem to have a very good attitude about playing baseball. I think he's just trying to drive his price up by pretending that he really doesn't care if he plays or not. It will probably also save his pride if he doesn't get offered the $22 million he's expecting. He can just say "I didn't want to play anyway, just let me retire already". I doubt anybody is begging him to play on their team with this type of attitude, but I'm sure he'll end up with one of those teams from the North East.
So a few friends call you and can't retire, even though you are dying to get out of the game?
Seriously have a nice big glass of shutthehellup.
You know it's your choice. You don't have to play at all, if you are this lazy.
Waste of time? Why don't you just wait until the end of the season, see who makes the playoffs, and then sign with one of them. Then you don't have to waste your precious time.
...and if it wasn't for them, you'd be happy to retire, yeah, we've heard it.
It's obvious you don't have the desire to play, just retire already. Either that or stop complaining.