I'm excited to what comes of Roger Clemens' investigation of the investigation. I'm also excited to learn exactly how they're going to conduct this investigation considering the fact that basically all the evidence in the report against Rocket is pretty much from Brian McNamee.
Investigator: What exactly did you tell the investigators?
McNamee: I told them I stuck Roger Clemens in the buttocks with the steroids.
Investigator: Why did you tell them that?
McNamee: Because I did.
Investigator: Think back. Maybe you actually didn't stick Rocket in the buttocks with the steroids?
McNamee: No. I did.
Investigator: Think waaaay back...
McNamee: Ummm...
Investigator: ...waaaaaaaay back...
McNamee: The thing is... I did. I pulled down Rocket's pants, gazed at his Rocket buttocks and stuck the steroids right into his buttocks.
Investigator: Say that again, but slower.
McNamee: I pulled down Rocket's pants...
Investigator:...ohhh yeah...
McNamee:...gazed at his Rocket buttocks...
Investigator:...Mmmmm, Rockety...
etc. etc.
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