Get the La-Z-Boy recliner ready in the Padres clubhouse.
7. Barry Bonds - Padres. I tried hard to make Barry fit on an AL team, and couldn't do it. He's not going to finish his career as DH for the Royals. While the Padres have a decent left field platoon in Scott Hairston and Jason Lane, this would be a Kevin Towers type of move if Bonds would sign for $12MM.
Nice guys finish third. I say we load up this team with a bunch of pricks.