Hi there. If you're reading this, you either read Gaslamp Ball semi-regularly, or you're a friend of Jayson Werth's. If you're a friend of Jayson's, chances are, you're a little bit gay for him. I say that, not knowing any of Jayson's friends personally, but just from the fact that the only thing that ever gets comments on our defunct Padres Fans Since '76 site is this post written in March of 2005.
Who are you people, and why do you feel it necessary to manually massage Jayson Werth's prostate every chance you get? Seriously who are you people?
Look at this (bold added by me. typos are his):
I bet that you were the guy that was MVP at left bench.
YOUR LIFE MUST BE SO BORING THAT YOU HAVE TO CRITICIZE OTHER PEOPLE TO MAKE YOURSELF FEEL ALIVE
P.S. I at least played college ball. HATER
Dustin Downs, you and your ugly sister are now on my black list, right underneath Jayson Werth.