If someone steals a base in the World Series, Taco Bell is going to give everybody in America
diarrhea a free taco.
When the first base is stolen, the unit of Yum Brands Inc, will announce a Tuesday afternoon when consumers will be able to walk into the chain's participating 5,800 outlets and ask for a free taco. Anyone who walks into a participating outlet during the give-away period would be eligible for a free taco.
This is my favorite part:
Despite the promotion's name, stealing the taco will not be required.