What would you do to meet your favorite baseball player? Even better, what would you be willing to give up to meet your favorite player? A Mets fan was so intent on meeting Mike Piazza last season that he forged some press credentials and snuck into Shea Stadium. He gave up home games for three years. From ESPN:
Piazza: Yeah next question.
You: Did you know that I have a tattoo with your name across my chest?
Piazza: Hey ummm. What did you say, bro?
You: P.S. We should be together too.
And then in the clubhouse with all those players and reporters around, don't ask for a picture with the guy. Especially, after you've already gone psycho fan on him.
"Hey, Dave Roberts! Hey take my picture with Piazza! We're BFF! It's f_ckin' Mike Piazza, dude!"
Finally, if they kick you out once...