-- Alex Rodriguez in this week's SI
It's not so much that you are too good looking. It's the fact that the first thing that you think of when people criticize you is "oh it's my good looks!" I mean it's the only possibility. This is comedy of the highest order.
What a punk ass. Maybe people don't like you because you have a HUGE ego. You are so concerned with your image that you have the personality of a mannequin.
In High School during P.E. one of our friends caught this other classmate in the gym restroom looking at himself in the mirror. He was talking to himself. He was saying "You are so good looking, all the girls want you." He just kept repeating that over and over while grooming himself in the mirror. A-Rod can probably relate. We didn't like him either and we don't like you A-Rod.
What always cracks me up about guys like this, is that they seem really interested in finding out why people don't like them, but they are so oblivious to the glaring truth. You're a stuck up, nobody likes you if you are stuck up.
Oh yeah, I like your fade hair cut, guy.