Corporate Magazines still suck:
So what's Bob Dylan's favorite baseball team, anyway? "The problem with baseball teams is all the players get traded, and what your favoite team used to be -- a couple of guys you really liked on the team, they're not on the team now -- and you can't possibly make that team your favorite team. It's like your favorite uniform. I mean... yeah... I like Detroit. Though I like Ozzie [Guillen] as a manager. And I don't know how anybody can't like Derek [Jeter]. I'd rather have him on my team than anybody."
I can see why Dylan might like Jeter. They both have something in common:
Derek: I'm more into R&B and hip hop. I really like Alicia Keys.
Dylan: "I remember seeing Alicia Keys on the Grammys. I think I was on the show with her, I didn't meet her or anything. But I said to myself, 'There's nothing about that girl I don't like.'"
I'll tell you why I don't like Derek Jeter. Jeter is just a sum of his parts. I don't like fade hair cuts. I don't like guys that everybody likes, how can you trust somebody like that?
I like the guys that are imperfect, that have something to overcome. All Jeter has ever done is succeed. That's a boring story. I like the guy who may be the greatest singles hitter of all time who can't control his weight. Now that is a story!