He's ours now, dudes. You didn't want him last year. You blamed him for sucking. You passed on him. Told him he was done. You tried to make him play first base. You convinced him to bleach his hair. You told everybody he was gay.
It was nice of you guys to cheer for our guy tonight. But you took the best player in your franchise and insulted him and left him for dead.
He's ours now. He can play baseball here without being harassed by media and insane fans. He can get his rest while working with the best catching crew in baseball. He likes it here and we like him. When Mike Piazza wears a Padres cap in the Hall of Fame we'll remember how nice you were to him tonight.