If you want to live forever don't eat hot dogs. If you want your nuts to turn into cashews, grow long coarse hairs out of strange body parts, your voice to get extremely high and have your ears create an obscene amount of wax then have a dog.
"I won't say you shouldn't eat hot dogs," Mirvish said. Future research will feed hot dog meat to mice to see if they develop colon cancer or precancerous conditions, he explained.