These stats are filthy sick.
Okay you're thinking, "Yeah but what's in it for him?!" I'll tell you, a Swiss Timepiece. That'd be cool if they gave him a pocket watch with a little chain on it. When he steps on into the batters box, he pulls a little time piece out of his jersey, checks the time and then tucks it back into the little pocket.
I'm amazed at Adrian's level of concentration. All of this considering that he has a locker next to Brian Giles. You know he's getting flashed daily. Probably getting the "Padres Hug" which is defined as a fully nude bear hug from Giles. More then once I'm sure he's been on the wrong end of a wet rat-tailed shower towel as well. Then after all of this abuse he still has performances like this.