Yesterday, Sweeney gave up three home runs in a row in his relief appearance. I was trying to work out who should be ashamed of themselves when something like that happens. Check my logic...
Homer off me once... Shame on you.
Homer off me twice... Shame on me.
Homer off me three times... Shame on Bochy.
It also reminded me of the dude who gave up like five home runs in an inning. That gets into some pretty heady territory.
Homer off me four times... Shame on me again for wearing nice underwears as I've just soiled myself in embarrassment.
Homer off me five times... Shame on baby Jesus for abandoning me in my darkest hour.
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