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Free Storytime With Josh Bard

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Tuesday, July 18, 1:00 pm
Mission Valley Branch Library
2123 Fenton Parkway, (858) 573-5007

I'm so psyched for this. I'm gonna bring my blanky (Mr. Seepy J. Banky) and maybe a small travel pillow. I'm going to have Josh Bard tuck me in and tell me nappy time stories. He'll probably tell epic tales of grab ass in the Padres locker room.

If I learned one thing in college it was how to fall asleep in libraries, I bet I'll be the first to fall asleep. I'll race anybody to sleepy town.

What I find intriguing is that the Libary wants to remind you that:

Appropriate for ages 5 and up.

This is not an all ages show folks. I wonder if Bard will use "big league" language, that only us mature 5+ kids can understand. Maybe he'll even show us how to chew tobacco, snap a shower towel or pick up chicks.

Of course he might just be reading us a book. If that's the case then I'm voting for The Berenstain Bears Go Out for the Team.