Yesterday, I got ahold of an official San Diego Padres Team Member Handbook. This is the handbook that Padres employees are literally supposed to have on their persons all the time. If you happened to be on for a good half an hour or so yesterday, you would've had the opportunity to read up on some of the insights I had discovered within. Unfortunately, I was found out. They snatched the handbook away from me and told to take down what I had discovered.
It's a shame too. There's more for me to show though, and hopefully I'll be able to bring to light some of the wonders that I unraveled.