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Open Thread 5/16: Padres vs The Arizona Rattacatcoons

Jake Peavy goes for us today against El Duque.

Here's the thing with Jake. He may look like a nice guy, but he's actually a ferocious man-beast. There aren't words for the kinds of disgusting things he will do within the confines of a baseball diamond.

The Snakepit has an image of what may occur. I can't quite tell what that is, but it looks like Jake's clubbing baby seals or something. It's a blood bath. I'm not sure what to make of it...