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Open Thread Mother's Day: Padres vs Cubs

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Now the question becomes, who loves their mother more? Clay Hensley or Cubs starter, Rich Hill? Because if you lose this game gentlemen, you're not going to have another shot at it for a while. Ain't no daffodils gonna make up for taking a loss on Mother's Day. The pressure is on.

Of course, it could always be the situation where one of them literally does not have a mother, or one of them has a mother, but she's like Eminem's mother. All strung out on pain meds and trying to sue him for his money.

Back in high school, Kev would sometimes see a hot chick pushing a baby carriage. This was back before MILF became part of our lexicon. Kev would always say something crass like, "Mother, want another?" or "I'd like to baby her carriage" or he'd make suckling noises.

Jbox and I would always be like, "Dude, Kev. That's somebody's mom." And Kev would be like, "She gonna be my baby-mama when I'm through with her."

Anyways, I don't know why I told you that story.

Happy Mothers Day to all the Gaslamp Baller moms!

Go Padres! Go Madres!

P.S. I encourage you to check out our sponsor for this week, the BeerBelly. First local ad we've run in a while. I was looking over it and it's quite possibly, genius. If you're trying to spoof a drug test with the Whizzinator and then going to the ballgame afterwards with the BeerBelly, make sure you don't got your tubes crossed.

That could get nasty.