Klesko's gonna have his shoulder bone shaved. Which means we have A-Go(n) till at least June.
"I'm not sitting here, 'Woe is me, I feel sorry for myself,' " Klesko said shortly before making his decision. "The kid is doing a great job. He's swinging the bat good. I'm happy for him. I'm not a bitter guy. I wish everybody could have a starting job."
"I wish everybody could have a starting job, as long as I continue to receive my guaranteed $10 million this year without having to do anything. MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"