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Keith Hernandez can be a little bitch

Al Bello

As pointed out in Sunday's Open Thread comments, Keith Hernandez spotted Kelly, the Padres massage therapist, in the dugout during Sunday's game and then proceeded to embarrass himself.

"Who is the girl in the dugout, with the long hair?" Hernandez said during the broadcast. "What's going on here? You have got to be kidding me. Only player personnel in the dugout."

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"I won't say that women belong in the kitchen, but they don't belong in the dugout," Hernandez said.

Keith Hernandez won't say that women belong in the kitchen, but Keith Hernandez knows with all of Keith Hernandez's heart that women actually do belong in the kitchen... Away from the dugout... And with any kind of misogynist luck, barefoot, pregnant and cooking dinner while ironing Keith Hernandez's pants, g*damnit.

Hernandez, a former Mets first baseman, then laughed and said: "You know I am only teasing. I love you gals out there -- always have."

Keith Hernandez especially loves the pretty ladies, though the fatties are fun for a roll in hay.

As Bochy eloquently puts it...

"I didn't think gender was even an issue anymore," Bochy said.

Keith Hernandez thinks that Bochy must have a vagina under his jock and Keith Hernandez will be sure to have Bochy's Man Club Membership revoked as soon as possible.