I'm gonna try putting the Open Thread up today to see if that has any effect on the Padres chances. Woody "Cutman" Williams goes for us today against John Thompson. Stop the bleeding, Woody. Do whatever it takes. Take those Q-tips covered in vaseline and shove them as far up the Padres' noses as you can. Anything to stop the bleeding.
I wonder if they'll do the tomahawk chop today. I really hope we don't see it. It's Easter Sunday. Our mascots are Spanish monks for goodness sake. We have to win this game.
Happy Easter everybody! Find yourselves some eggs!
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