Thanks to thenerdhater for this link:
Do yourself a favor and read this whole article.
"Rickey, I've been a fan of yours for so long."
"I believe you."
"Can I have your autograph?"
"Remember me as a player?"
"Well, I'm a coach now. And I gotta coach."
And Rickey laughed like mad.
The day Rickey starts making sense, we're all doomed.