Thanks to thenerdhater for this link:
Yahoo Sports: Life on Planet Rickey
Do yourself a favor and read this whole article.
An exchange between an autograph-seeking fan and Rickey on Tuesday:
"Rickey, I've been a fan of yours for so long."
"I believe you."
"Can I have your autograph?"
"No."
"No?"
"Remember me as a player?"
"Yeah."
"Well, I'm a coach now. And I gotta coach."
And Rickey laughed like mad.
The day Rickey starts making sense, we're all doomed.