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The Donut Burger

I haven't even read the article yet and I'm a little queasy.  You know how saliva starts building up in your mouth and you feel like if you swallow it you'll blow?  So the only solution is to start spitting... but the more you spit the more saliva is being formed.  That's how I feel right now.

It's a bacon cheese burger with sharp cheddar and bacon.  Right there doesn't sound too bad, except maybe the sharp cheddar.  I like mild cheddar myself, but in any case it's not too bad.  Then of all things they substitute regular bun with Krispy Creme donuts.  Okay I've lost it.  Do glazed sweet things go with hot meat?  Have they ever?  The only thing I can think of is Honey Baked ham.  But ham on on a donut doesn't sound good either.

You chow on one of these you are looking at 1000 calories and 45 grams of fat.  From the way they are talking about it, I'm pretty sure that's a lot.  I'm pretty sure you'd have to run like 10 miles to burn that off.

I did an image search and found this picture which I think is from a joke website, but the joke is on them, cuz it's real now. It's all too real.