theNerdhater told me about this website where you can download baseball stats to your iPod. It costs money though.
...figured Dex would be a dude all over this. it'd make heckling a lot more entertaining. "Hey Klesko, are you gonna pop up like you have the last 15 out of 20 at bats?!" too bad it doesn't keep stats on stuff like number of hot dogs and beers consumed.