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If the Padres traded for this guy I could seriously guarantee an interview

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Gaslamp Baller Didi points out that Beyond the Box Score has a profile of Brooks Conrad. When are the Padres going to bring this guy into the fold? What's the holdup?

He's too good for AAA, not quite good enough to catch the attention of Major League managers. I'd much rather have him on my bench than Neifi Perez or the bloated corpse of Lenny Harris.
This guy can play all the outfield and infield spots. He led the minor leagues in total bases last year. He'd play for the San Diego discount.

And, as a plus, I could guarantee interviews and exclusive photos like this beauty:



Please, KT. Make this happen. Make it happen for the children of Gaslamp Ball.