I got a great e-mail today. Apparently, that batboy that tried to drink all the milk has accepted an offer from an offshore gambling operation to attempt the feat again. They're flying him and a friend out to Panama to try again. People will be able to bet on whether or not he succeeds. Among the official rules:
Here's another rule:
Gambler: What if the kid dies?
Bookie: We'll call it a push I guess.