Open Thread: Baseball as it pertains to the Big Lebowski

[editor's note, by Dex] I can't imagine comments about the Big Lebowski without the cursing, so this post will probably end up being rated PG-15 or so. Seriously, if you're a little kid, don't be telling your parents that you learned those words from us.

E-mailing with David about something or another and we somehow started using Big Lebowski quotes as references to the Padres.

I know this is the kind of creative thing our readers love to participate in so here's what we have. Feel free to add your own.

• Sandy Alderson on GIDP: ""I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that you could hit into a double play."
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• Alderson on 3-0 counts: ""Swinging on 3-0?!?! This is not 'Nam! There are rules!"
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• To Khalil: "You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me."

That last one cracked me up and I was unable to think of another one. Here's some help to get you started. Weird that so far, they're all Walter quotes. Walter's philosophy on life translates well to baseball I suppose.