[editor's note, by Dex] This post is PG-13
Viagra, or as some like to call it, "Boner Juice", is the sponsor for this year's Comeback Player of the Year Award. What does this mean to you and me? It means that Petco is no longer the silliest sounding title sponsor in Major League Baseball. Huzzah!
Just in case you don't know, Viagra helps men who have trouble "achieving erections". When they were younger, perhaps "boners" "came" easier to them, but in their later years or maybe thanks to the "stress" of "work", it became more difficult to "perform". This of course places a lot of strain on wives, lady friends, what have you who may enjoy being "sexed up". Viagra returns the flaccid penis to a state of glorious arousal.
The reason that Viagra or "boner juice" is sponsoring the Comeback Player of the Year is to play up the fact that baseball players, not unlike penises, sometimes aren't as vigorous as they once were, but this isn't to say that the vigor can't be restored!
Indeed, the player who ultimately wins this award can safely say that he, not unlike newly engorged sexual organs all around the world, may have had some limp years, but is now swinging the timber like never before!