I was watching the "Spanish Station" on Cox Cable as usual over the weekend. Guess who was on it? The Marlin Mermaids! In case you don't know the Marlin Mermaids are the only natural enemies of the Pad Squad in the wild.
It was some dance show so all the Marlin Mermaids were standing around in their cheerleader gear, swaying from side to side to some phat Cuban hip hop beats.
I have no idea what they were talking about or why they were there. Then they brought out some guy with his World Series Ring. He didn't look like a player, but he spoke fluent spanish.
I frantically tried calling Dex, but he was screening his calls to make sure he wouldn't have to talk to me and I guess he missed it.