A secret source tells me that the Fab 5 went to Texas last night to make over a loser frat house. One of the guys had an 82 Padres jersey. The white with orange letters and orange, brown and yellow piping.
Ted the cook guy said "What the hell is this?"
Frat guy said "I sometimes wear it to poker night".
Ted responds "Let me guess you didn't poke her".
I really like that jersey. It's a shame that those old uni's always get ripped on.