If there wasn't before, there is one now. One year, $2.25 million contract. Now that we know that DR is the leadoff guy for sure, we encourage everybody to start praying for the health of that man's groin.
Dear Baseball God of Groin Injuries,
Please Lord. Spare Dave Roberts' groin your wrath. We know that your wrath know no boundaries and has stricken down many a speedy outfielder. Whenever a player besides Dave Roberts falls to the ground, mid-stride, clutching his jock, we promise to always say a silent prayer and light a candle in your honor in that you have seen fit to strike down another's groin and not the groin of our beloved leadoff hitter.
In your name we pray. Amen.
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