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Apparently if you're Ugueth Urbina, you do some pretty f__ked up stuff...

Last month, Urbina and a group of men allegedly attacked five workers with machetes and poured gasoline on them in an attempt to set them on fire. All five were injured, some of them with cuts and one with burns on the back and right arm, police said.
I would say that this has the makings of a great heckle for when Urbina is pitching against your team, but just make sure that Urbina can't positively identify you because this is a man who will kill your house, burn your family down and rape your dog if he thinks that you've wronged him. Fair warning!

Hey, Oogy! Burn one by him there! Hey, Oogy! Show him the cutter!