Today's the big one. Ramon's in the clubhouse getting the nervous poop out. Khalil's oiling up his gears. Brian Giles is actively looking for somebody to teabag.
Everybody relax. Relax. All those numbers don't mean anything now. Now it all comes down to karma. Karma and balls. St. Louis may have all the numbers and statistics and damn lies on their side. Padres have karma, balls, and Big League Hair.
Starting lineups announced soon!
LET'S GET PUMPED!!!