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... and when the bow breaks the Cardinal will fall...

I like the Padres chances against the Cards.  All the pressure is on the Cards.  They might even take a little nappy nap facing a team like the Pads, because they are looking forward to the next series.  If we catch them sleeping we are gonna put their hand in a bowl of warm water.  Then humiliate them in front of a national audience as they piss all over themselves.  We are gonna write filthy language all over them and shave their eye brows.  That's the kinda team we are.  We're a bunch of punks with nothing to lose.  You know what punks do?  They punk you!

Hey Card fans who do you think you'll be playing in the NL Championship series? Sleep tight! Muhwahwhahwa!

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