I decided to make a list of ideas for this year. Feel free to add some of your own.
Phil Nevin -- Texas Hat, gold chain, straight jacket, wrap around Oakley's sunglasses, cleats with no shoe laces, and baseball pants with no belt.
Brian Giles -- Beach muscles, spray on tan, hair dye, small shower towel.
Khalil -- Spock ears, greasy blonde wig, baggy uniform and 3/4 sleeve undershirt, emotionless face
Ryan Klesko -- Hunting cap, abnormal side burns and goatee, bootworld boots, boogie board and massage table
Pad Squadder -- Squad Jersey, booty shorts, dimples, attitude, huge ego, sling shot, foam base balls, batting gloves and head band.
Update [2005-10-21 17:33:6 by jbox]:
X Nady -- Padres Uni and a bench strapped to your back side